Mr Altruistic

It was recently mentioned by Brad that I plug ‘n’ played a Microshonk USB optical meese. *Gasp!* I can hear all the dedicated Apple users cry… Why did you do that?

Because I’m not one to stop using something simply because I have a fucked up notion in my head that I’m fucking cool because I use Apple. I don’t wake up thinking, where’s my iPod, and my iCereal and my iMilk, geez I need an iCoffee. If you think like that, and I’m pretty sure a lot of Apple users do, then you are an iDickhead.

The reason I use the MS mouse is because it is simply, far superior to a one button mouse that has no scrollwheel (whoever at Apple thought that was a step towards the future needs a bullet). It’s a fact. I apologise to all Apple users if this update was a little pro PC. Bill has 2 things going right:

1. An OS that can install fonts simply;

2. A mouse with superior functionality.

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